~More Texas Trivia~

I've posted already with regard to the funny things kids can say, but when it comes to Texans, you might be surprised what comes out of a mouth of ANY age. Such is the case in this flight attendant's report whereby she was fulfilling her duties in service to a Baptist Minister and a Texas Oil Baron, who happened to be seated together on their flight into Dallas. This is her story:

"I asked the two men if they'd like some refreshment", she explained.
"Maybe a light snack or some adult beverage".

"Why Yeah, Darlin' .. Ah'll have that scotch and soda there", the oilman answers.

The minister glares at them as she hands it over to him, then asks the minister,
"And you, sir"? "Would you care for a drink"?

The minister scowls as he proclaims,

"Why I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than allow liquor to touch my lips" !

The oilman looks over at the minister in astonishment as he hands the drink back to the attendant...

"Honey, If yaw don't maand ... Ahh'd laak ta change Maah ordah"...."Ahh wat'n aware a- tha choices."

~ Only In 'Taxes' ~