Are you keeping up with the increasing numbers of "Czars" this whack-o Hacuna Matata administration is assembling to further his grip over 'we the people' ?
Some folks have said that not since the Russian Romanov lineage has this poor planet endured as many czars in control of everyday people's lives. We now know however that Matata has actually compounded the numbers to WELL OVER the actual 18 that the Russians had to suffer under. In fact the list below is actually even less than the 35 names & titles that famous talk show host Rush Limbaugh read off, on-air a couple of weeks ago ... and more seem to surface almost daily. But here's what we have for sure right now, as anyone can confirm on any number of search engine sites:
Czar of -
1. Drugs - Gil Kerlikowske
2. Health Reform - Nancy-Ann DeParle
3. Regulatory Policy - Cass Sunstein
4. Stimulus Accountability - Earl Devaney
5. Economy - Paul Volcker
6. Borders - Alan Bersin
7. Info-technology - Vivek Kundra
8. Cyber Security - Melissa Hathaway
9. TARP - Herb Allison
10. Energy - Carol Browner
11. Urban Czar - Adolfo Carrion, Jr.
12. Faith-Based Czar - Joshua DuBois
13. Non-Proliferation - Gary Samore
14. Terrorism - John Brennan
15. War Czar - Douglas Lute
16. Gitmo Closure - Daniel Fried
17. Climate - Todd Stern
18. "Intelligence" - Dennis Blair
19. Persian Gulf & SW Asia - Dennis Ross
20. Sudan - J. Scott Gration
21. Mideast Peace Czar - George Mitchell
22. Af-Pac - Richard Holbrooke
23. Science & Weather - John Holdren
... Would you believe ...
24. "Car Czar" - Steve Rattner
Most infuriating I've seen to date is -
25. Corporate executive "Pay Cap Czar" - Kenneth Feinberg
And several more (so far) that I've heard exist, but have yet to find a match for ...
26. AIDS Czar - Name as yet unknown
27. Green Jobs Czar - Van Jones (admitted communist)
* Update Sunday AM - 9/06/09 - Jones resigned overnight due to increasing concerns over his devout communist idealism & his arrogant ... mouth.
If you hear more about these or any other additions we'd love to hear from you.
- God Bless & Keep America -
Update - 7/20/09 :
As reported today in the Jewish Arutz 7 News Online,
Bruce Bialosky, former treasurer of the Republican Jewish Coalition, suggests that Matata should consider appointment of a new "Latkes Czar" to oversee quality and production of those little potato pancakes enjoyed for Hanukkah holiday celebrations.
Also suggested is an "Apology Czar" .. which would assist the Hacuna Matata in expressing his deep concerns for the (perceived) injustices carried out by former generations of Americans, such as our annexation of a portion of Mexico to form Texas, the terribly unfair prices paid for such pieces of real estate as Alaska from the Russians, the State of New York from native Indian tribes, all the land comprising the Louisiana Purchase from the French, etc. And of course we can never apologize enough for the injustices of slavery in this country, which is why we need to PAY CASH for that one eventually.
And it's obvious that we need a yard sale czar to oversee the proper conduct of such businesses and restrict the sale of used socks & underwear.
But also, he feels that Matata would surely entertain the idea of a "Saved Jobs Czar" which could find creative ways to convince the public of the numbers of jobs the Chosen One has created, even as actual job LOSSES continue to accumulate at a rate of some 450,000 per month.
Besides ... as more Czars are created, the more people are employed in the government sector. -- RIGHT ?
As reported today in the Jewish Arutz 7 News Online,
Bruce Bialosky, former treasurer of the Republican Jewish Coalition, suggests that Matata should consider appointment of a new "Latkes Czar" to oversee quality and production of those little potato pancakes enjoyed for Hanukkah holiday celebrations.
Also suggested is an "Apology Czar" .. which would assist the Hacuna Matata in expressing his deep concerns for the (perceived) injustices carried out by former generations of Americans, such as our annexation of a portion of Mexico to form Texas, the terribly unfair prices paid for such pieces of real estate as Alaska from the Russians, the State of New York from native Indian tribes, all the land comprising the Louisiana Purchase from the French, etc. And of course we can never apologize enough for the injustices of slavery in this country, which is why we need to PAY CASH for that one eventually.
And it's obvious that we need a yard sale czar to oversee the proper conduct of such businesses and restrict the sale of used socks & underwear.
But also, he feels that Matata would surely entertain the idea of a "Saved Jobs Czar" which could find creative ways to convince the public of the numbers of jobs the Chosen One has created, even as actual job LOSSES continue to accumulate at a rate of some 450,000 per month.
Besides ... as more Czars are created, the more people are employed in the government sector. -- RIGHT ?
