The Growing Hacuna Matata CZAR Count

Can you believe this ???

Are you keeping up with the increasing numbers of "Czars" this whack-o Hacuna Matata administration is assembling to further his grip over 'we the people' ?

Some folks have said that not since the Russian Romanov lineage has this poor planet endured as many czars in control of everyday people's lives. We now know however that Matata has actually compounded the numbers to WELL OVER the actual 18 that the Russians had to suffer under. In fact the list below is actually even less than the 35 names & titles that famous talk show host Rush Limbaugh read off, on-air a couple of weeks ago ... and more seem to surface almost daily. But here's what we have for sure right now, as anyone can confirm on any number of search engine sites:

Czar of -

1. Drugs - Gil Kerlikowske
2. Health Reform - Nancy-Ann DeParle
3. Regulatory Policy - Cass Sunstein
4. Stimulus Accountability - Earl Devaney
5. Economy - Paul Volcker
6. Borders - Alan Bersin
7. Info-technology - Vivek Kundra
8. Cyber Security - Melissa Hathaway
9. TARP - Herb Allison
10. Energy - Carol Browner
11. Urban Czar - Adolfo Carrion, Jr.
12. Faith-Based Czar - Joshua DuBois
13. Non-Proliferation - Gary Samore
14. Terrorism - John Brennan
15. War Czar - Douglas Lute
16. Gitmo Closure - Daniel Fried
17. Climate - Todd Stern
18. "Intelligence" - Dennis Blair
19. Persian Gulf & SW Asia - Dennis Ross
20. Sudan - J. Scott Gration
21. Mideast Peace Czar - George Mitchell
22. Af-Pac - Richard Holbrooke
23. Science & Weather - John Holdren
... Would you believe ...
24. "Car Czar" - Steve Rattner

Most infuriating I've seen to date is -

25. Corporate executive "Pay Cap Czar" - Kenneth Feinberg

And several more (so far) that I've heard exist, but have yet to find a match for ...

26. AIDS Czar - Name as yet unknown
27. Green Jobs Czar - Van Jones (admitted communist)

* Update Sunday AM - 9/06/09 - Jones resigned overnight due to increasing concerns over his devout communist idealism & his arrogant ... mouth.

If you hear more about these or any other additions we'd love to hear from you.

- God Bless & Keep America -

Update - 7/20/09 :

As reported today in the Jewish Arutz 7 News Online,

Bruce Bialosky, former treasurer of the Republican Jewish Coalition, suggests that Matata should consider appointment of a new "Latkes Czar" to oversee quality and production of those little potato pancakes enjoyed for Hanukkah holiday celebrations.
Also suggested is an "Apology Czar" .. which would assist the Hacuna Matata in expressing his deep concerns for the (perceived) injustices carried out by former generations of Americans, such as our annexation of a portion of Mexico to form Texas, the terribly unfair prices paid for such pieces of real estate as Alaska from the Russians, the State of New York from native Indian tribes, all the land comprising the Louisiana Purchase from the French, etc. And of course we can never apologize enough for the injustices of slavery in this country, which is why we need to PAY CASH for that one eventually.
And it's obvious that we need a yard sale czar to oversee the proper conduct of such businesses and restrict the sale of used socks & underwear.
But also, he feels that Matata would surely entertain the idea of a "Saved Jobs Czar" which could find creative ways to convince the public of the numbers of jobs the Chosen One has created, even as actual job LOSSES continue to accumulate at a rate of some 450,000 per month.
Besides ... as more Czars are created, the more people are employed in the government sector. -- RIGHT ?

Mom Always Said - You Are What You Eat

I was at a local restaurant recently, where a couple at the next table boastfully ordered the most expensive (or at least the most "French-sounding") items they could find on the menu. Naturally I always just settle for a hamburger & fries, or maybe a half raw steak & baked potato, (or 'potatoe' - as some prefer the spelling), if I'm REALLY feeling inclined to blow a bit of cash.

But then this ritzy, jewel-clad socialite next to us got to the really gross part of her selections ... proudly gesturing to the waiter as she gleefully added a plate of ESCARGOT to her order. Now you might think that an old backwoods country bumpkin wouldn't have the slightest idea what escargot even IS ... but oh, I know SOME French words all right. And I learned by the time I was in high school that some folks actually EAT those slimy little boogers.

You still with me ? Yep, I bet that at some point in your lifetime, your Mama had to stop you from pickin' your nose and eatin' the contents therein. "It's GROSS !", she'd tell you. And if she didn't, your big sister did. Boogers are dirty, they're slimy, & all different shades of grey, brown, and even green sometimes.
How do I know ? .......

... I just do.

And I also know that snails -- or escargot, if you like the fancier name for 'em, are just as nasty, slimy, and dingy-lookin' as the ugliest booger you ever hooked a nail onto. And even though I haven't had any desire to eat boogers since I was at least 2 years old, that don't mean I'd be willing to exchange that culinary perversion for another equally disgusting one. I mean, think about it ... with boogers, you pretty well knew what you were getting & where they came from. But with those dead snails, you don't have any idea of WHERE they've been, what they just crawled over before somebody caught 'em, or even what they might have up their OWN noses when you decided it might be interesting to chow down on one.

You gettin' hungry yet ?

A Little Different Take on The Historic Moment

Kinda looks like there's at least a few folks out in cyberworld who are not quite as excited about America's choice for new leadership. This is an excerpt from one such bit of prose I found online. And you gotta admit, it ain't all that far-fetched.


... And the awed and bewildered among them traveled from the ends of the earth, trembling and sobbing in joyous ignorance of the depth of their peril.

"Matata !" - "Matata !"

they cried out in broken unison, tears of joy streaming down their cheeks as they stood in mindless devotion, shivering in the numbing winter cold.

The chosen one descended from the podium, into the protective bubble of armed security agents, who callously brushed aside the throngs of dazed admirers, as they whisked him into his brand-new shiny black transport pod ... appropriately named "The Beast" by it's manufacturer.

And The Beast within The Beast began the slow but deliberate advance upon that once respected, magnificent bright white structure, with it's huge columns and manicured lawns and historic foliage .. the former symbol of world democracy and hope itself for all who desired it. He had conquered his prize without a single cannon shot. Not a gun was fired, nor a single drop of blood shed in his quest for dominion over all the world's citizens. And before the sun had set ... before the first celebratory dance ... his signatory pen was already casting misery upon the very people who had bestowed such power upon hm. Executive Order #13489 would once & for all eliminate any hope of uncovering the truth of who or what this demon was or where he had originated from. Indeed, not even the record of his birth could ever become a matter of public record without his express approval.

The days of reckoning are surely upon the world today.

- God Bless America -