Well it's time to gear up for spring planting pretty soon. And some farmers unlike myself will have to look to outside help to get the fields prepped, machinery maintained or restored, and bins readied for the annual abundance of produce that will surely bless us this coming year. Hope they're not Union Guys ...or at least not that "foo-foo" variety like they have out in California ... the "Guilds".
Where'd that "Guild" crap come from anyway ???
The "Actors Guild" -- The "Writers Guild" ... They're UNIONS ! Just like any other Union.
And that's what they oughta CALL 'em. But Nooooooo ..... This is La La Land. Everything's gotta sound golden and glitzy there.
So if THEY can have foo-foo names, I think all the other unions oughta get into it also.
The Auto Workers' Union can now be known as the Auto Workers' GUILD.
Steel Workers will likewise now be known as the Steel Workers' GUILD.
Transportation Workers ... Transportation Workers' GUILD.
Sanitation workers can proudly carry their "Sanitation Workers' GUILD" plaquards on walkouts.
Even the nations dock workers can now boast membership in the Longshoremens' GUILD.
And if you decide to run for president, you might garner an endorsement by the Teamsters GUILD.
Ponder it over a bit and you can probably think of dozens of new "GUILDS" you could suggest.
...Or just get on out there with your buddies and a few Farmalls and plow up some guilded taters or sowpeas.
Have a "guilded" day !
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